Funny Logic

Funny Logic by Ryan Dickherber

The Red Switch

The robot had been given a lifetime of knowledge about red. Love, alarm, and bloody death. Even his own response to red—he understood it in great detail.

He emerged from his package to see a red shirt, and the “red” switch in his brain was flipped for the first time. It evoked many memories.

“Your shirt is red,” said the robot.

“Awesome color.”