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\title{Mirrorland}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Jan. 28, 2008}
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I stepped into a puddle today and fell through to Mirrorland, where everything is the opposite.
I didn't even realize it until I noticed my home was on the wrong side of town.
What bothers me is not that I had to walk around in confusion for hours while my clothes got wetter and wetter, but that during that time my opposite must have been in the real world stirring up trouble.
I've never met her, I just know from logical deduction that she must be ugly, stupid and mean.
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