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\title{Depressing Soundtrack}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Jan. 25, 2008}
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I was doing some data analysis, when my friend entered the room.

``Can you turn down that depressing music, dude?
It's kind of freaking me out,'' he said.

He quickly realized his error, though, as it was just the soundtrack to my life, which kicks in almost every time I use the computer.
There was nothing I could do to turn down the volume.

He apologized, but it didn't make me feel any better.
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