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\title{Questioner}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Jan. 21, 2008}
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I was giving a presentation on my life scripts, when a member of the audience asked what language I used to program my morning routine.

``Physics,'' I said. ``What else would I use, psychology?''

I laughed at my own joke for several minutes, but it turned out the questioner was a psychologist.
They made me apologize before I could continue.
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