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\title{Vertical Symmetry}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Jan. 9, 2008}
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After he became wealthy, Bertrand bought a vertical mirror.
 Most people are familiar with horizontal mirrors, which flip things left to right, but vertical mirrors, which are less common, flip things top to bottom.
 At a party he held shortly after his purchase, Bertrand discovered that a substantial number of people looked the same in his vertical mirror as they did in real life.

He kicked those people out of his house.
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