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\title{Measurement}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Jan. 7, 2008}
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``Why are you lying on the floor?'' I said.

``Wavefunction collapse,'' she said. ``I was all over the place until you burst in here and measured me on the ground.''
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