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\title{The Dream}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Jan. 4, 2008}
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For a moment it occurred to me that this might all be real, and I started to panic. Had I not been dreaming this whole time?

And then I remembered wavefunction collapse, and I started to calm down. 
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