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\title{Looking Suspicious}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Dec. 31, 2007}
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I was sneaking around behind the food rack, picking up bags of coffee and putting them back, when I noticed someone had been watching me. 

``You trying to steal something?'' he said.

``Nope,'' I said. ``Just trying to look suspicious.''

I then bolted out of the store as quickly as possible.
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