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\title{Fake Mail}
\author{Ryan Dickherber}
\date{Dec. 26, 2007}
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I like to give people fake mail.
Like this one time, I wrote my grandmother a letter where I said I really appreciated all the things she had done for me, and I was looking forward to seeing her and the rest of the family for the holidays.
She sent a reply and asked if I would rather have chicken or pork steak for our holiday dinner.
So she totally bought it.

If people only knew what an asshole I really was, they'd be pissed.
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